What is Ivan reading?

Mostly he wants Captain Underpants books, but other recent book loves include:

Big, MEAN Mike by Michelle Knudson
Big mean Mike is being followed by cute bunnies and is worried about his tough image, but it turns out bunnies can be a lot of fun at a monster truck rally. So many appeals for Ivan! This one was his prize from summer reading at the DGPL.

Shake to Assemble – Tap the Hulk to Start the Action by Calliope Glass finally a book that invites the reader to tickle Bruce Banner and roar at him to piss him off enough to become the HULK.

Monsters Love Colors by Mike Austin
Each grey monster asks to be made a new color which means mixing and scribbling and dibbling paints all over the page. This one harkens back to Ivan’s love of Color Crew videos that featured crayons coloring in a scene in the incorrect colors which got sorted out by Mr. Eraser.

Anton and the Battle by Ole Konnecke
Anton wants his friend Luke to know that whatever he can do Anton can do it bigger, louder and more destructively until they are both scared up into a tree by a puppy.

Froggy Goes Out by Jonathan London
First encountered as a read aloud in the library at school, Ivan has become a fan of the Froggy books especially this one about looking for all the things one needs to go out on a bike ride. Particularly funny is dad is looking for the backpack and Froggy points out it is already on his back.

And here is Ivan the day of his big sister’s birthday party which he spent sick. Note that our friend buckety is behind him just in case.
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Ivan speaks

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A motley assortment of quotes from Ivan for the past couple of months.

“What would happen if someone cutted off my tongue?” Ummmm, it would hurt and there would be blood. You couldn’t taste things or speak. Let’s just say nothing good comes of cutting off body parts.

While working a jigsaw puzzle,”This is as easy as a giant buffalo.” I’m not sure he has that saying correct.

“Would you like jumpany?” I said yes and he leaped into my lap. It hurt a little, but I liked his enthusiasm and his pun.

Weapons Ivan thinks should exist “the pee-pee shooter” that shoots balls of urine. He had a dream about fighting zombies with a pee-pee shooter. It was in his words “a really good dream.” The “diaperarang” which is like one of Batman’s battarangs but made of a stinky diaper. Related note – we’ve been reading him a lot of Captain Underpants books at his request. He’s also been asking which weapons are real and which are pretend and why his mom doesn’t like weapons. Light sabers and freeze rays are not real. Bombs and guns are. I don’t like weapons because they are designed to hurt people. Are there other uses for weapons? We discussed explosives and he is now fascinated with the idea of using explosives to demolish a tall building.

“Spike the rhino needs to go home. It is almost time for him to hibernate.” I think Ivan is about ready to leave the Santa breakfast with his new small rhino toy.

“Is it true that yellow is the best color in the universe?” Ivan, you do not have to believe everything your sister says.

The game blokus now includes the “teeny tiny two-two” and “death hook” pieces. Ivan has named the shapes himself.

“My robot monkey friend who lives in Chicago is named Goo-dee-goo.”

Said repeatedly during Christmas tree decorating, “I like Christmas.”

A winter day warm enough to walk home from school

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Nothing makes Ivan happier than a good stick for his stick collection.
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We stayed after school on a sunny Monday and played. Ivan mostly chased Eli around the yard chanting “ELI! ELI!” and then mock fighting with him. Eli is an Ivan-tolerant first grade classmate of his big sister. Their mock battles go better since the day Eli punched Ivan in the stomach and he crumpled crying. Eli completely shocked said, “I am sorry. I thought he was invincible,” and looked near tears himself. I seem to remember Ivan chanting on that day “I AM INVINCIBLE.” Anyway, that was fall and the battles that rage now rarely end in tears though I have prohibited Ivan from using sticks in the battles. I also remind him to listen to Eli and stop when Eli asks. Ivan is not afraid of Eli’s hissing cackle like other kids pretend to be. Notably, a girl who screamed and was heard to say, “Eli is trying to kill us until we are dead.”

Last year I was always Ivan’s playmate on the playground while his big sister ran around with other kids. Now, he’s looking to the kids to be his playmates. It’s nice to see him making some friends his age and I am less likely to be asked to pretend to be a Wookiee or a cheetah these days.

Looking forward to spring days on the playground . . . still plenty of winter left.

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No Corner Suns Tot Art Class

Ivan’s green bird with lots of X’s on it in the gallery window inspired by Mexican folk art. Signed by the artist.
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Working with Mrs. K on Russian cathedral inspired palace art. Ivan’s needed to be silver and gold which are good palace colors. We learned Ivan the Terrible had a really pretty cathedral built. He was not very nice. But he did appreciate art that was built to glorify him.
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Gallery window at night.
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Working on that gold &silver palace.
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Noodles for lunch & charving

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Ivan has also discovered the art of charving – that’s chew + carving. He proudly proclaimed he had turned the bagel into the shape of the Millenium Falcon. Often, he makes bagels into battarangs.

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He’s really proud of this artistry, but I’m trying not to encourage playing with his food.

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Setting them up to knock them down

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“Only an Ewok on a speeder can defeat the Emperor! YES, WICKET! He can destroy every single bad guy.”

“Emperor Basketball. In the hoop!” Now he’s throwing defeated imperial figurines into a box to play basketball.

“The battle is over. The Ewoks win. The Ewoks always win!”

Ivan’s violent Star Wars battle play is so creative.