Off to Tot School

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Me: You are going to go to school and you will meet friends.
Ivan: Eat friends?
Me: No, meet friends.
Ivan: EAT FRIENDS! EAT FRIENDS! EAT FRIENDS! Hahahaha!

His sister put on her shoes to walk him out, but she didn’t bother with daytime clothes. Oh, to live the relaxed life of the afternoon kindergarten girl.

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Ivan is THREE

These were his three birthday wishes.

1) The wish to go to Dunkin Donuts. We took Dragon and Saki (the sock monkey). We danced to the music they play.
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2) The wish to go to the Library. We read 6 stories, fed Dragon pretend food, and Miss Tracy gave him a birthday stamp of a green cake with 3 candles.
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3) The wish for green cake with green frosting that is all green. (He did not notice the lack of green candles. I distracted him, by adding Scooby Doo and a ninja turtle).

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Nothing left but crumbs.
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Ivan Speaks

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The key to who is speaking:
i is for Ivan
e is for his big sister, Ezri
A for his mom, Amanda
E for his dad, Eric

Here is a collection of Ivan quotables:

“I can’t walk so much longer.” This is his common tired plea to be carried.

e: More cake please. Just a tad more.
i: I would like a tad too. Tad too, PLEASE!
(It sounded like he was asking for a tattoo which only made it funnier.)

Speaking about Eric’s new guitar.
i: What color is it?
E: black.
i: How black?
E: As black as my soul.
i: What soul?
E: Touche.

i: I want more pizza.
A: We are all done. No more pizza.
i: Daddy, I want more pizza.
E: No more pizza, Ivan.
i: Ezri, I want more pizza.
(As if his big sister had the power to provide pizza. She wishes.)

“Kool-aid is good, but water is gooder.” Ivan now likes lemonade, but has always turned down most beverages that are not H2O.

Ivan does not like bright sunshine. He often says, “It’s too sunny” and then does not want to exit the car or the building into the sunshine. That’s the context for this quote, “I like trees. Sun makes sunshine. Tree makes shade.”

Playing with the superheroes in the day following Ivan’s stomach illness.
i (speaking as his batman action figure): My tummy hurts. Catwoman, I need a hug.
e (speaking as catwoman): I’m sorry, Batman. I am much too busy with my motorcycle right now.

First Ivan wanted green cake for his birthday, now it’s “Green cake with green frosting with green candle. And lemonade.” His sister asked if the lemonade should be green. Ivan said simply, “Lemonade is yellow.” He also wants to go somewhere special for his birthday like “the library and Dunkin Donuts.”

Sick Ivan

Yesterday, Ivan asked me for a hug 18 times and slept a lot.

He vomited during the day, but slept during the night which was a big win over the previous night when he was up with stomach problems at intervals throughout the night. Eric spent that night in his room by his side.

Ivan would start moaning a soft, “Hey. . .hey. . .hey. . .” and then the vomiting.

Here he is passed out with Ellie on the futon yesterday afternoon.

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Today, he has asked for 3 hugs and vomited once. I think we’re on the mend, but not there yet.

The right tools for the job

Ivan did not want to wear clothes today. I even offered long sleeves and long pants which he always wants even in August heat. Nope. I decided since we didn’t need to leave home, I’d let it be.

He enjoyed drilling pegs into this board.
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He then loosened them with the drill and removed them with the dino-grabber.
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When he learned there would be no lunch until he got dressed, he finally put on his pants.

Green Team – GO!

It started with the superheroes. Ivan declared Green Lantern and Hulk to be the Green Team. Then they let Joker join. Soon he had green dinosaurs, plastic food, trolls, stuffed animals, vehicles and his water bottle. He put on his hat with green on it so he could join Green Team.

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