Ivan explains that he will be wanting two things for breakfast.

Assorted Ivan quotes of the past month or so.

Afraid of Star Wars? I am not afraid of anything but that spider that jumped out that was a Halloween decoration.

I want it to keep snowing until it reaches OUTER SPACE! Then I will climb up and the astronauts will say, “How did you get up here?”

I like playing in the snow but sometimes it gets wet and cold.

How long do we get to keep Captain Underpants? (on the library book I brought home that he was cradling lovingly)

I am as hungry as a big buffalo.

Thanks, Amanda, for cleaning my tighty whities.

I am drawing green emergency bacon.

Do you want to see my flames? They won’t burn you because they are not alive yet.

i: Are these olives?
A: No, they are raisins.
i: Why? Why? Olives are delicious!
A: They made this bagel with raisins.
i: But,if they made it with olives the whole family would love it.
A: Do you like your bagel?
i: Yeah.

Singing – Happy Cuddle day to You!

This is the story of Captain Underpants versus the Bopping Bagel.
The Bopping Bagel poops on everyone’s head until Captain Underpants eats it!
C’mon that story is really funny. Can we write it on our Internet?