Ivan with sock monkey for scale.

No, but seriously for those of you following along at home.

Here is Ivan with our monkey-monkey sock monkey

Here is Ivan with Monkey-monkey for scale.

Here Ivan asks with his mouth the question all small babies are wondering, “Does this monkey have a nipple anywhere?”

Ivan’s stats from his one-month well check at the pediatrician:

height: 21 3/4 inches

weight: 9 lbs 13 oz

head circumference: 37 1/2 cm

You may also note that he has infant acne and cradle cap.  I assume this is because if he didn’t his cuteness would somehow upset the cosmic balance with too much cuteness contained in one small person.