Ivan and Ezri built the Ka-pow-zer Punchbot 2000. It has battering ram elements for ka-pow punching the bad guys.

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A winter day warm enough to walk home from school
Nothing makes Ivan happier than a good stick for his stick collection.

We stayed after school on a sunny Monday and played. Ivan mostly chased Eli around the yard chanting “ELI! ELI!” and then mock fighting with him. Eli is an Ivan-tolerant first grade classmate of his big sister. Their mock battles go better since the day Eli punched Ivan in the stomach and he crumpled crying. Eli completely shocked said, “I am sorry. I thought he was invincible,” and looked near tears himself. I seem to remember Ivan chanting on that day “I AM INVINCIBLE.” Anyway, that was fall and the battles that rage now rarely end in tears though I have prohibited Ivan from using sticks in the battles. I also remind him to listen to Eli and stop when Eli asks. Ivan is not afraid of Eli’s hissing cackle like other kids pretend to be. Notably, a girl who screamed and was heard to say, “Eli is trying to kill us until we are dead.”
Last year I was always Ivan’s playmate on the playground while his big sister ran around with other kids. Now, he’s looking to the kids to be his playmates. It’s nice to see him making some friends his age and I am less likely to be asked to pretend to be a Wookiee or a cheetah these days.
Looking forward to spring days on the playground . . . still plenty of winter left.
Noodles for lunch & charving
Stopping for a treat
Setting them up to knock them down
“Only an Ewok on a speeder can defeat the Emperor! YES, WICKET! He can destroy every single bad guy.”
“Emperor Basketball. In the hoop!” Now he’s throwing defeated imperial figurines into a box to play basketball.
“The battle is over. The Ewoks win. The Ewoks always win!”
Ivan’s violent Star Wars battle play is so creative.
Giant Gingerbread Man
He decorated this in the morning with Grandma Liz while Ezri was at school. When we picked her up Ivan talked about making a gingerbread man. Ezri asked if she could eat one. I said maybe a bit of the foot. She asked if she couldn’t please have a whole gingerbread man. Upon seeing the creation she reconsidered the wisdom of eating a whole gingerbread man and went with my “bit of the foot” plan.
Pajama Twins
Ivan Speaks

Ivan explains that he will be wanting two things for breakfast.
Assorted Ivan quotes of the past month or so.
Afraid of Star Wars? I am not afraid of anything but that spider that jumped out that was a Halloween decoration.
I want it to keep snowing until it reaches OUTER SPACE! Then I will climb up and the astronauts will say, “How did you get up here?”
I like playing in the snow but sometimes it gets wet and cold.
How long do we get to keep Captain Underpants? (on the library book I brought home that he was cradling lovingly)
I am as hungry as a big buffalo.
Thanks, Amanda, for cleaning my tighty whities.
I am drawing green emergency bacon.
Do you want to see my flames? They won’t burn you because they are not alive yet.
i: Are these olives?
A: No, they are raisins.
i: Why? Why? Olives are delicious!
A: They made this bagel with raisins.
i: But,if they made it with olives the whole family would love it.
A: Do you like your bagel?
i: Yeah.
Singing – Happy Cuddle day to You!
This is the story of Captain Underpants versus the Bopping Bagel.
The Bopping Bagel poops on everyone’s head until Captain Underpants eats it!
C’mon that story is really funny. Can we write it on our Internet?












