Karate Tournament

Ivan performed his form well and even introduced himself to the judges in a voice they could hear. Ivan then had a break down when he realized he wouldn’t make top three in his division in forms and it took him a long while to calm down. On the whole, the tournament was good and Ivan is already talking about going next year which is a win in my book! Proud of the kid though he needs work on losing with grace.

The World’s Best Jokes for Kids volume 1

What do you call a person with only a nose and no body?

Nobody Nose.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?

An investigator.

Why did the chicken cross the road? TO HUNT SOMEONE DOWN!

Knock-knock. Who’s there? THE CHICKEN (insert image of menacing chicken for full effect)

New joke book is highly recommended by Ivan as hilarious.